tabitha: has a gun on oswald
oswald: JIM they’re being mean to meee
me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed
once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
“People scare me. They change their minds so quick. One moment it’s “I love you” and “you make me happy” and the next it’s “I’m not sure anymore” and “this isn’t what I want””— 07/23/15 (via beaglesarecute)
“He was a child; but he knew his own soul, it was precious to him, he guarded it as the eyelid guards the eye, and without the key of love he let no one into his soul.”— Leo Tolstoy (via quotemadness)
(Source: quotemadness.com)
Anonymous asked:
Dude my manager fucked up reeeaaal good at the lovely cma theatres and gave one of my coworkers a 20hr shift on accident bc they didnt check if the put am or pm when making the schedule
Customer: I can’t believe you guys don’t accept military discount the other store at this location does!
Me: Actually we do! Do you have your id?
Customer: No
Then shut up.
Anonymous asked:
I wish customers would fucking learn how to read and not just pick a price sign they think fits the item they want.
fuck-customers answered: